Friday Prayer

 

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had

To kill today because they pissed me off.

 

It also helps me be careful of the toes I step on

Today as they may be connected to the ass of someone

That I may have to kiss tomorrow.

 

Finally, please help me to remember…

When I am having an awful day

And it seems that people are trying to piss me off

It takes 42 muscles to frown and

Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to “Bite me!!!!”

 

                                Amen